Oh man. So, yes, Discord is down and Google Cloud has some major incident, BUT at roughly the same time my own internet connection started to show 40% package loss which manifested itself in so many websites reacting super slow. Which I of course thought, oh, yeah, everyone is using the Google Cloud I guess.
A router restart later everything is back to normal. Aside from Discord. So… false alarm.
But come on, what are the odds!