@David, thanks for keeping an eye on us last night and today! Sorry to keep dashing your hopes. (We're pretty notorious edge-skaters and this kind of diligence definitely sometimes pays off!) But blog, sptzero, and beemail all eked by.
We totally did schedule the blog post to publish at t minus 2 minutes. But not to tease you! I told @anomalily I'd do that so she could review it in the morning when she woke up while I was asleep. Very often we literally do come down to the last minute on publishing those. And we keep coming down to the literal last seconds on beemails and @bee's support-zero goal.
Thanks again for watching the graphs! We're absolutely playing by the same rules (generally stricter ones actually) and will absolutely pay up when there's a legit derailment.
PS: It's fine print item #4 (at the very top of this thread) that makes this annoying and we really want to close that loophole at some point!