Poll: Favorite Beeminder Taglines

Beeminder stickers to anyone who comes up with a tagline we like enough to add to the rotation on the front page.

[this was originally a poll but it sadly broke!]

  • Beeminder: Stick To Your Goals
  • Beeminder: Be Minded
  • Beeminder: Engineer yourself
  • Beeminder: Mind Your goals
  • Beeminder: Track It, Back It
  • Beeminder: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
  • Beeminder: Follow your Yellow Brick Road
  • Beeminder: The me-binder
  • Beeminder: Reminders with a sting
  • Beeminder: Automated accountability
  • Beeminder: Make a beeline for your goal
  • Beeminder: In-your-face goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Data-driven goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Data-oriented commitment devices
  • Beeminder: The scientific way to achieve your goals
  • Beeminder: Hyperrational goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Bring long-term consequences near
  • Beeminder: Gradual results, instant gratification
  • Beeminder: Make the important urgent
  • Beeminder: The akrasia antidote
  • Beeminder: If you can quantify it, you can beemind it
  • Beeminder: Have your cake and don’t have it too
  • Beeminder: Beehave yourself
  • Beeminder: Take some Funky Goal Medina
  • Beeminder: Turn long-term commitments into daily commitments
  • Beeminder: A kick in the pants
  • Beeminder: Goal guidance
  • Beeminder: Don’t flake out on yourself
  • Beeminder: Safety rope for slippery slopes
  • Beeminder: Incentivize yourself
  • Beeminder: It reminds you and binds you
  • Beeminder: Be a slave to your second-order desires
  • Beeminder: Solving the self-control problem
  • Beeminder: Light a fire under your own butt
  • Beeminder: Salvation for akratic data nerds
  • Beeminder: Enforced goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Keep your long-term goals in focus
  • Beeminder: Up in your beeswax, making you better
  • Beeminder: The bee is a harsh mistress
  • Beeminder: Flexible self-control
  • Beeminder: Corrective lenses for psychic myopia
  • Beeminder: Be mindful of your goals
  • Beeminder: Odyssean goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Fighting irrationality with irrationality
  • Beeminder: Quantified Self + commitment contracts
  • Beeminder: Commitment contracts + Quantified Self
  • Beeminder: Self-quantifying + self-binding
  • Beeminder: Track progress toward goals, pay if you go off track
  • Beeminder: Damoclean goal tracking
  • Beeminder: Be minded, reminded, and binded
  • Beeminder: It minds you, binds you, and reminds you

Related: Beeminder elevator pitches.

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Beeminder: Do your #%@! or we burn your money bwa-bwaahah-bwahahahahahh

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Beeminder: We’re much better at economics and motivation than we are at voting systems.

Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here gritting my teeth about the use of plurality voting. :wink:

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Me too! I was just feeling tempted to submit a pull request to the Discourse polls plugin to support approval voting. If you do that you win ALL THE STICKERS.

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Beeminder: the bee will be there for you, even when you are not.

Beeminder: many small efforts makes a success, one failure makes a derail.

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can’t beelieve there’s no beelieve pun in any of these, but also can’t think of a good one that uses it. “beelieve in yourself” or something like that is too soft for beeminder.

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Beeminder: Harness the power of daily deadlines
Beeminder: Daily micro-deadlines for your goals

Beeminder: They have stickers!
Beeminder: You can never have too many taglines!

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Beeminder: You can tell somebody[1] has a Do More goal for creating taglines!

[1] dreev

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Beeminder: If it’s worth doing it’s worth beeminding.
Beeminder: If you’re not doing it, you’re not beeminding it.
Beeminder: It’s also a verb.
Beeminder: Beemind all the things!
Beeminder: Can, want, will.
Beeminder: For when you can and you want but you don’t.
Beeminder: You’ll hate us soon. (But you’ll get things done.)
Beeminder: You’ll get things done.
Beeminder: For that thing you’ve been meaning to do.
Beeminder: It’s more complicated than it should be.
Beeminder: You should be doing something else right now.
Beeminder: It’s easier if you automate your data entry.
Beeminder: You don’t have to be a nerd to use it, but it helps.
Beeminder: Our support staff are humans!
Beeminder: I’m procrastinating right now.

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Beeminder: Beehind every great goal.

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Beeminder: Bee the minder you want to see in the world

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Beeminder: Be the bee you want to be.

Beeminder: To bee or not to bee that is the question.
Beeminder: If you choose the latter it’ll cost you at least five bucks.
Beeminder: So choose carefully.

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Beeminding begets beginning.

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Oh man, I totally thought of “bee the change” the other day. I think it only makes sense for people who already understand beeminder though…

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Beeminder: for your important goals

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Beeminder: become a slave to the hive.

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I can no longer see the poll/results.
Did the poll finish or did a Discourse update kill it?

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Oh no, apparently the latter! You know that scene in the South Park movie where Windows blue screens and the military general says “get Bill Gates in here!”… This is me doing that with @codinghorror … We’ll see if it works. (:

(Let me also be a bit more helpful and bring it up on meta.discourse.org as well.)

PS: I see this is all being discussed here:

https://meta.discourse.org/t/a-better-poll-feature/28008

And if we must we can abandon the old results since the new polls are a million times better. But I can’t reset this poll… It says “polls can’t be edited; talk to a moderator”. It looks like we need to delete and repost the whole topic?

PPS: There’s a way to migrate old polls but I’m not sure it’s worth it since the old ones are plurality voting which is super dumb compared to approval voting.

Or just rename the thread to ‘Favorite Beeminder Taglines v1’ and post a new topic for the new poll.

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